Trump

My Life Is Sadder Than A Country Song

Barstool has seen my better end

Cause my heads up my ass again

Don’t have no money, or a fancy car

Can’t afford IPA, I drink PBR

Bought a cellphone, but it never rings

Neighbor’s dog howls every time I sing

I’ve never been asked to dance

Girls never gave me a second glance

Dog died, mama’s in jail

Train I’m riding is headed straight to hell

Lost my job, my girlfriends gone

My life’s sadder than a country song. 

Lost my favorite NASCAR cap

Got drunk, ran the tractor over my cat

Skynyrd playing on the record player

Confederate flag, flies over my trailer

I’m a Christian-Republican-redneck

Put the-three together, Trump is what ya get

Said he’d make America great

With his war, prejudice, and hate

Dog died, mama’s in jail

Trump train headed straight to hell

Lost my job, my girlfriends gone

My life’s sadder than a country song. 

Democracy Lost

Billionaires paying no taxes
The presidents a felon
When he opens his mouth
There’s a rat you’ll be smelling
The truths a lie
Lies are facts
When listening to
That Fox news crap
4 more years
Of crazy drama
Republicans suckling Trump
Likes he’s their mama
Spewing hate and division
Gaining power like Hitler 
Selling his brand
To the highest bider
America, America
What a shame
The experiment failed
Only ourselves to blame
No one spoke up 
When they came for you and me
Now there’s no one left
To save our liberty
Bezos, Zuckerberg 
And Elon Musk
Greed and money
In gold they trust 
Call themselves patriots
Saluting their king
Kissing his ass
Like it’s a gold ring
Disrespects women
‘and gets kinda pushy 
Say’s they can trust him
While he’s grabbing their #@%$
Hair colored orange
Replaces red white and blue
If ya piss on the constitution
He’ll pardon you
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