Barstool has seen my better end

Cause my heads up my ass again

Don’t have no money, or a fancy car

Can’t afford IPA, I drink PBR

Bought a cellphone, but it never rings

Neighbor’s dog howls every time I sing

I’ve never been asked to dance

Girls never gave me a second glance

Dog died, mama’s in jail

Train I’m riding is headed straight to hell

Lost my job, my girlfriends gone

My life’s sadder than a country song. 

Lost my favorite NASCAR cap

Got drunk, ran the tractor over my cat

Skynyrd playing on the record player

Confederate flag, flies over my trailer

I’m a Christian-Republican-redneck

Put the-three together, Trump is what ya get

Said he’d make America great

With his war, prejudice, and hate

Dog died, mama’s in jail

Trump train headed straight to hell

Lost my job, my girlfriends gone

My life’s sadder than a country song.