She lies in a sunbeam

That’s where she likes to sleep

She cries and begs

For more and more treats

Got a big ole tail

She’s kind of fat

She weighs ten tons

When she climbs up on my lap

Gives herself a bath

Sharpens up her nails

I hope she loves me

But it’s hard to tell

She lays on the bed

And starts to purr

Sticks her butt in my face

When I get to close to her

You never own a cat

They’ll always own you

So you better treat her right

If you want her to love you

She looks ya in the eye

Demands you fill her bowl

She’ll bring you home presents

Mice, rats and moles 

If I pet her wrong

She’ll scratch and bite

She flirts with Tom Cats

And stays out all night

Here kitty, kitty

Don’t ya love your daddy

Even when she’s mean

I still love her madly

You never own a cat

They’ll always own you

So you better treat her right

If you want her to love you