Danced with the devil

Stepped on his tail

Got drunk in a tavern

I found Jesus in jail

Drank enough beer

To piss me an ocean

It’s hard to get lost 

If you don’t care where you’re going

Bummed me a smoke

Fired up a light

Now I’m stuck in this tree

Like a tattered old kite

Chased a few rainbows

Searching for a pot of gold

When I was young

I never thought I’d grow old

Times a wad of gum

Stuck on your shoe

You can try to out run it

But it’ll catch up with you

Fates a leaky faucet

It goes Drip Drip Drip

What you deserve

Is usually what you get

One night stands

Well I had me a few

When it comes to love

I bit off more than I could chew

Made some mistakes

but I paid my dues 

Smashed my TV

Tired of the same old bad news

You might same I’m crazy

Nutty as a fruitcake

If the fish ain’t bitting

It’s time to change your bait 

Chased a few rainbows

Searching for a pot of gold

When I was young

I never thought I’d grow old

Fates a wad of gum

Stuck on your shoe

You can try to out run it

But it’ll catch up with you

Times a leaky faucet

It goes Drip Drip Drip

The good times I’ll remember

Bad ones I’ll forget